Misery-Review

***CONTAINS SPOILERS.

 

I heard many good things about Misery, both book and film, so I decided to check them both out. So far my only King experience had been Carrie and the film version of The Shining only. It was time to broaden my King Horizon. As custom, you must read the book and then see how much the film messes it up, so that’s what I done.

This book is honestly amazing. So interesting, style wise and story wise. At first it takes some time to get used to the italic writing, the voices in Sheldon’s head, but once you follow them you almost look forward to them. Also the addition of ‘Misery’s Return’ within ‘Misery’ without the N’s and then the T’s and then the E’s… He really made use of formatting in this one. The story itself was also interesting and really gripping. How he mentioned things early on that came up again later and you are just waiting for it, like the Denver trial. I both didn’t want to put it down and didn’t want to pick it up, afraid of the next Wilkes horror I would read.

Mostly I found this book amazing from a writers point of view. How both characters mention little things about writing, like Annie says how she doesn’t like cheating, yet King has Sheldon back in his chair in his spot, the door locked just in time for her entry… King mentions these techniques, even critiques them, and then uses them! I mean he is such a talented writer and I will definitely be going even deeper into the King archives now. Please give me recommendations if you are a fan.

 

Okay so this is one of them rare times when the film doesn’t mess up the whole book. Although I don’t think it was better than the book, the things they done different, actually worked really well. For example, the addition of the sheriff. The book is told in close third person, we only see what Paul Sheldon can see. The film took advantage of the fact that it had a wider scope, and added in a whole new character. Although I was sad that his death was a lot less gruesome than the police officer in the book. There was a whole lot that happened to that one and this one only gets a gunshot?

The other thing I think the film done well was breaking his feet. In the book she cuts off one of his feet and I was waiting for the scene to come up in the film. BUT then she just bashes them both with a hammer instead?? I couldn’t even look at the screen. Also how the presented his legs in general was hard to look at. Throughout the whole book, I could never picture his legs as bad as the film made them.

Overall it was an excellent film. I loved the opening titles, which seems to be a theme with King films, as The Shining also has an amazingly dramatic scenery shot to open with. Also the acting was next level. Kathy can do no wrong to be honest. I’m glad they included a close up of her screaming cockadoodie.

Horror has never really been my thing, film and books both, but I would like to explore more King for sure. I’m feeling The Shining book next? Even though custom is pre-broken as I’ve already saw the film.

 

Charlotte.

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The Miniaturist- Review

The Miniaturist- Jessie Burton 

An Autumn day in 1686, eighteen-year-old Nella Oortman arrives at the grand house in Amsterdam to begin her new life as the wife of wealthy merchant Johannes Brandt. Though curiously distant, he presents her with an extraordinary wedding gift: a cabinet-sized replica of their home. It is to be furnished by an elusive miniaturist, whose tiny creations ring eerily true.

   As Nella uncovers the secrets of her new household she realises the escalating dangers they face. The miniaturist seems to hold their fate in her hands- but does she plan to save or destroy them?

 

One of the first books I read this year was ‘The Muse’ by Jessie Burton, and I automatically fell in love with her writing style. I think after just that one book I considered her a writing idol, and that has not changed after the second. In ‘The Muse’ she created a beautiful fusion of two strangers lives (set years apart), while also taking us on a journey and solving a mystery. In some ways ‘The Miniaturist’ does the same things. Though we stay in one time throughout, she still manages to blend so many different lives into one story, one world where you may not see them belonging together. This book is also full of mystery and secrets, and honestly, it wasn’t easy to solve the mysteries of her stories in either book (even the maid is in the dark in this one!). You really are brought on a journey with your protagonists.

As stated already, we do stay in one time and place throughout this book, though many other places are mentioned. It is set in 1686, Amsterdam, and to be very honest, its a time and place I would have known nothing about, so if any of her facts were wrong, I most likely wouldn’t have picked up on them. However, you get the sense it was very thoroughly researched, from the use of language to the actual presentation of the places and characters. She also adds a little glossary of Dutch words at the back, and gives a breakdown of costs of items at the time, as money is a big theme in this book so it was good to be given an idea of how it worked at the time.

It’s rare to read book and have no dull characters, but I really believe every character in this book had a very specific purpose. Nella wasn’t a constantly likeable character, but as I said at the beginning, you are brought on a journey. She starts out a very naive girl, who thinks of life and marriage only as she has been taught by her mother. It is a while before she really comes into her own, but she discovers a lot about her new family, herself and that the way of the world is not always black and white.

I don’t want to give any spoilers, because there really is a tone of secrets in this book and I wouldn’t want to ruin any of them. But I would really recommend this book, if you are interested in historical fiction at all this is a definite read. Also, if you are a writer, it’s full of really great techniques so I’d also recommend it for that too!

5* for sure.

 

Charlotte.

 

BLOG DO-OVER.

As I have made myself a separate blog, which I would like to keep as a personal writing blog, I have decided I will be removing all poetry/short story blogs from this one. In my initial blog post on here I stated I would attempt experimenting with different forms of writing and explore them on here. This is still something I would like to do, but any posts of that nature will now be posted on my other blog.

I want this blog to exclusively be for my love of books, and sharing my thoughts and opinions on them.

It may take me some time to remove everything else from here to move over, and also probably more time to jig the layout of this one, so my reviews are more clearly laid out and categorised. But I do have a vision for how I would like both blogs to run now and I hope to achieve these new looks/vibes by the end of the year.

Thanks for following and I will endeavour to post reviews more often.

 

Charlotte.

The Invention of Wings-Review

The Invention of Wings by Sue Monk Kidd

Handful’s always been trouble. A slave girl in the Grimke household like her beloved mother Charlotte, Handful knows the rules, in all their brutality, but no one can stop her pushing them to the limit. When, at ten years old, she’s presented to her owner’s most difficult daughter, Sarah, as a birthday present, the sparks begin to fly…

This is the story of two girls who grew up, never doing as they’re told.

This book was honestly so moving in so many ways. Sarah and Handful blossom such a sweet friendship, and from the start Sarah promises Handful’s mother she will set Handful free. But unfortunately, Handful isn’t the only one stuck in this house. Handful and Sarah both long to be free, Handful from the harsh realities of slavery and Sarah dreams of pursuing a career. However, as a female, she has dreams which will never be realised, in a society where women are barely just above the class of slaves. Her only way out is marriage, but as a plain girl with a speech impediment, her options are few.

Sarah and Handful are not the only inspiring characters in this book. It is Handful’s determined mother, and Sarah’s confident sister, Nina, who add fuel to their fires. They both have their own dreams and desires, but it is those they love the most in the world who help them both on their paths to freedom. Although, at times these paths are separate, there is an everlasting bound between the pair which brings hope.

It’s strange, how, as someone born in a time and place so far away from the setting of this book, I feel I have never really thought about the fight of slavery. Of course I have read other books where it has been a theme, or watched films, but none made me think the way this book has done. We share the pain from both the eyes of a slave and the eyes of someone who is deeply against slavery, so much so, she herself loses her voice over the suffering she witnesses. The punishments the slaves are subjected to over such minor things, especially Handful’s mother Charlotte, are unbelievable, I had not even heard of some of these methods of punishment. I feel it was an intelligent move on Monk Kidd’s part, to give us these two differing views, whilst also surrounding us with background characters who continuously fought the views and opinions of the main girls. Sarah’s mother and father for example. Sarah’s mother when she sympathises with Sarah’s broken dreams, revealing how she too was once a young girl who thought she could fight the norm, and Sarah’s father who on his deathbed admits to being selfish, for he too hated slavery, yet kept them as it was his way of life. They show their true emotions, but we know and see how they never fought as Handful’s mother does, and this demonstrates further, the gap between black and white in the book.

The background characters later on also stand to go against Sarah and Nina, for they believe they only fight for slaves, where Sarah and Nina believe they can fight for the voice of females too.

I have two favourite parts of this book. The first would actually be the authors notes, where Sue Monk Kidd explains that she wanted to write about sisters. When she came across the Grimke sisters she knew her story would be about them. It was almost more inspiring reading about the real achievements of the sisters, both as abolitionists and as feminists. I will definitely be researching them further. I always love when an author can take someone from history and bring their story to light.

My second favourite part of this story, was Monk Kidd’s addition of Handful and her mother. In the authors notes, Monk Kidd reveals that Sarah did in fact teach a slave girl named Hetty how to read, but that was all that was known of Hetty. Monk Kidd gave her a life, a voice, a family and the fighting spirit that every single person who fought and died to end slavery must have had. At the start her mother tells her she was once a blackbird, at the end she has found her wings.

I couldn’t recommend this book enough, 100% a 5* read!

Charlotte.

 

Vasilisa The Wise- Review

Vasilisa The Wise and Other Tales of Brave Young Women: Retold by Kate Forsyth, Illustrated by Lorena Carrington. 

I have most likely in the past gushed about my undying love for Kate Forsyth and her work. I was excited the moment she first posted that she was working on this project with Lorena Carrington. I love her fairy tale retelling novels, so of course I was going to love her book of fairy tale retellings. I got this book straight away and began reading it. However, until now I hadn’t made it past the first two stories. The title includes, ‘tales of brave young women,’ and although Vasilisa and Kaite Crackernuts were brave, I was slightly disappointed both tales ended with the girls getting married. So I stopped reading and didn’t look at the book again until now.

My love for Kate and her work made me rethink; there’s no way I could be disappointing by all of these stories, and so I tried again and jumped in at story number three. This story is a retelling of ‘A Bride for me before a Bride for you,’ and I honestly loved it. I had not read the original, but in Lorena’s comment after the story she reveals how Kate changed the story, in the original the girl was forced to marry the serpent prince, but Kate changed it so she was the brave girl who made the decision, and although she still ends up with a man, she made the choice and ended up in the arms of her hot new husband, who just happens to be heir to the throne meaning she will be Queen… I thought that was pretty kickass. It also made me see the other stories in a new light, these are fairy tales after all and who am I to say the girls shouldn’t get their man and their happy ending?

After ‘A Bride for me before a Bride for you,’ my second favourite story in this book has to be ‘The Singing, Springing Lark.’ I have came across this story in the Grimms’ brothers tales before, but also because Kate told this story in her book, ‘The Wild Girl’ and retold it in her book, ‘The Beast’s Garden.’ This was actually the only story in this book I was familiar with the original. However, it felt like an entirely new tale in this book. How Kate can take the same story and retell it in so many ways I don’t know, but she has done it and it has become more gorgeous every time. If you were ever to read a version of this variant of ‘Beauty and the Beast,’ read Kate’s.

The great thing about the stories in this book is that they all have different origins. They all come from different countries and Kate and Lorena reveal the source of how they first came across them. Meaning I have not only read this book, but came out with a list of other fairy tale books I am now desperate to find and read!

Of course, the other aspect of this book other than the tales themselves, is Lorena Carringtons gorgeous illustrations. The pictures were actually made from montages of separate pictures, and the images of the girls are Lorena and Kates daughters, as Lorena wanted the girls to be real. However, every other image of the fairy tale creatures from the tales were made from items actually found in the forest. Such a stunning idea and very well paid off. Here’s a few of my favourite images from the book:

‘The Singing, Springing Lark’

lark

‘The Rainbow Prince’

rainbow prince

‘A Bride For Me Before A Bride For You’

serpent prince

‘The Stolen Child’

scottish fairytale

 

It was really difficult to just select four images from this book because every single illustration is beautiful and it was clear that Kate and Lorena shared a vision when it came to the storytelling. I can’t wait to see what they do next, and I would recommend reading Vasilisa the Wise and other tales of Brave Young Women in the mean time.

 

Charlotte.

The Nowhere Girls- Review

GR Synopsis:

Three misfits come together to avenge the rape of a fellow classmate and in the process trigger a change in the misogynist culture at their high school transforming the lives of everyone around them in this searing and timely story.
Who are the Nowhere Girls?
They’re everygirl. But they start with just three:
Grace Salter is the new girl in town, whose family was run out of their former community after her southern Baptist preacher mom turned into a radical liberal after falling off a horse and bumping her head.
Rosina Suarez is the queer punk girl in a conservative Mexican immigrant family, who dreams of a life playing music instead of babysitting her gaggle of cousins and waitressing at her uncle’s restaurant.
Erin Delillo is obsessed with two things: marine biology and Star Trek: The Next Generation, but they aren’t enough to distract her from her suspicion that she may in fact be an android.
When Grace learns that Lucy Moynihan, the former occupant of her new home, was run out of town for having accused the popular guys at school of gang rape, she’s incensed that Lucy never had justice. For their own personal reasons, Rosina and Erin feel equally deeply about Lucy’s tragedy, so they form an anonymous group of girls at Prescott High to resist the sexist culture at their school, which includes boycotting sex of any kind with the male students.
Told in alternating perspectives, this groundbreaking novel is an indictment of rape culture and explores with bold honesty the deepest questions about teen girls and sexuality.

 

I read this as my holiday book this year. I was on holiday during the recent vote to Repeal the 8th in Ireland. I was sitting on a bus tour of Barcelona, reading all the #hometovote tweets and trying not to cry in my emotional sangria-hangover state. The next day I was sitting on the beach (nursing a long island iced tea hangover) when I read the results of the vote. I had also spent the majority of that day reading this book. I was overwhelmed with pride and happiness and an overall sense of absolute girl power. Both the vote, and this book represented a chance for change for women and taking power of what happens to our bodies. To know that votes can make a change and just speaking up can make a change is amazing. I hope that women can continue to fight.

 

Now more on the book. I absolutely loved this book and I think I still would have if I had read it during a different time, when there was no life changing event happening for women. Because in this book a life changing event does happen. A girl called Grace moves into the old room of a girl called Lucy, and this sparks a major decision to see change at their male-dominated school and to fight the rape culture their fellow students have suffered.

The three girls that tell the story in this book all represent womanhood, or perhaps girlhood is more appropriate,( I don’t know, they seem more grown than many older than them) in different ways. Their stories are quite different as are their characterisations which is something I think Amy Reed has done excellently.

Let’s start with Grace:

Grace represents both the big girl and the Religious girl. She believes in waiting until she is married, but is still totally open and cool about girls who aren’t into that. She is very anti slut shaming and I love her for that, especially when she reaches out to Amber. Though I’m not sure she had quite as much of a reason as some of the other girls to start ‘The nowhere girls’, as I’m not sure just being in Lucy’s room is motive enough, I’m still glad she did and a girl like her was not only able to be part of the movement, but to also lead it.

Rosina:

My biggest issue with Rosina as a character is that she is kind of hitting all the ‘token’ diversity troupes in one character. The lesbian, latino, badgirl? I couldn’t help but think she would be joining the cast of Orange is the new Black at some point.

Also again, her motive was slightly questionable. She states she spat in the face of the boys who were accused, but other than being a girl who is angry about pretty much everything, where was her motive behind this? Though I don’t believe you need to have been through rape yourself to be angered or want to make a change, this reaction by Rosina felt a little extreme. She also states she was not friends with Lucy. I think perhaps this was Amy Reed’s way of presenting Rosina as the strong ballsy girl, and also setting up for the principal to target her later. Which I can’t call her out too much on as that was a nice twist. I honestly did think she would be the one to turn the girls in to save her grandmother, but she stuck with them and that was pretty amazing.

Erin:

Recently a classmate of mine received some rather hurtful comments after she wrote a piece about her brother with autism. Basically the comments were that she should not be writing about that kind of thing. This is nonsense. If we never see characters representing these things, we will never understand them. That is why Erin was such an important character, and getting a glimpse inside her head was even more important.

The move to create ‘The Nowhere Girls’ was hardest for her. Not only because of her fear of crowds, but also as someone who went through a rape herself. Her story is revealed slowly, as Erin would have told it herself, if Erin ever told it herself. But she knows that sharing her experience can help someone else, which we see at the end of the book. She lets down her guard to be part of the movement and it is an action that is stronger than the other girls. That is not to say the other girls were not also strong though, especially the ones who came forward to make statements to the police.

Us:

I think the excerpts of this book which are told from ‘Us’ are what really made this book so compelling. Hearing every girls struggle coming to terms with her sexuality, and even seeing some girls completely embracing theirs. Sex can be scary, but it also doesn’t have to be. I think Amy Reed done an amazing job representing this. When the girls go on a sex strike to get back at the boys, one girl Sam says, but why should we suffer? Although this book is very focused on rape culture, it is also about these young girls coming to terms with their sexuality and I’m glad there was a voice supporting those girls who have sex for themselves, just because they love it.

 

I think Amy Reed brought the issues to light beautifully in this book and focused on a society which does still face this culture and beliefs that boys can pretty much do what they want. It sends a strong message especially to teenagers and it is empowering to any girl who reads it. I believe it may have a massive effect on how they see themselves and the males in their lives.

 

I thoroughly enjoyed this book and would highly recommend.

 

Charlotte.

 

 

 

Gretel and The Dark-Review

Gretel and The Dark- Eliza Granville.

 

 

The pied piper

The shadow

Kukulka

Kuckuck

The shadow crumples

The shadow dies

Once upon a time….

 

 

All a bit confusing right? It remains confusing for 358 pages and I’m not really sure why I continued reading.

Usually anything laced with a fairy tale retelling thrills me, but honestly this book made limited sense. One chapter is told in Vienna 1899 and the next is told In Germany ‘1940s’-not even a specific year.

In Vienna we are with Dr Josef Breuer, and we are rather cryptically told throughout that ‘he had relations’ with patients. But we never actually meet this ‘Bertha’. His creepy obsession with the new patient Lilie (who he named after a painting about lust…) just made me uncomfortable. He sends his poor assistant (who is actually the only character in this I liked) into situations where he knows he will come to harm and he treats his maid, who is constantly reminding him how loyal she is, like dirt. The first unlikable character. The second being Lilie herself. It’s not even that she is that unlikable, not in the horrible way that Josef is, but she seems to think she is a robot (which isn’t explained until much further in the book) and it establishes some kind of sci-fi element. It is not a sci-fi novel! She is inhuman and she acts it. Also butterflies seem to follow her around and I can honestly say if the reason for this was ever explained, I missed it.

Perhaps the reason we are in the ‘1940s’ and not an actual year in Germany, is because every other section we are jumping in time. We are now with Krysta, a little girl whose father works as doctor at a concentration camp. But one minute we are with her and her father in what I can only assume is the present, and the next minute we are with her and their old maid, who tells her fairy tales. Which is lovely, but the constant time changing gets annoying fast. And here is the other thing, Josef is horrible, but Krysta is an absolute spoiled brat. I’d say around 80% of her dialogue is her saying ‘won’t’ when asked to do something. She is extremely unlikable, and she isn’t even interesting. I felt absolutely no sympathy towards her at any point, even though terrible things happened in her sections of the book.

The thing is that, I have recently read Jessie Burton’s, ‘The Muse’ and I felt she done the time swaps beautifully. We spent enough time with both sides, she left us in suspense, and when it came to discovering the connection between the two, I was genuinely hooked on figuring it out, it was like a who done it and I was racing to solve it first. With this book however, I couldn’t have cared less what the connection was –Spoiler alert, it is absolute nonsense. It was really just the childish imaginings of a spoiled, privileged girl.

My biggest issue with this book, was the languages. I understand that the characters would speak their own language to each other, so when things are repeated to explain it to the reader, it sounds silly.  Things like Frau and Herr Doktor add authenticity to it, these words I like to see throughout and would actually expect. But when the maid asks ‘Perhaps a rakott palascinta to follow? I know how fond you are of sweet pancakes’ –this sounds ridiculous, he knows what she is saying so why would she explain it? Things like this happen throughout and most of the conversations end up sounding silly and how no one would actually speak to one another.

This is one of the more difficult books I have ever read, and my love for fairy tales made me continue with it, but I just didn’t enjoy it and even the fairy tale parts were unfortunately not enough for me.

Charlotte.

The Heartless City-Review

I stumbled across Andrea Berthot on twitter one day and seen she had a link to her book in her bio. Decided to have a look and then quickly decided I needed to have a read. And I must say, I made a fabulous discovery.

It’s 1903 and London has been in quarantine for 13 years. Dr Jekyll has accidentally created a race of heart eating monsters. The monarchy has fled leaving the Lord Mayor in charge. Elliot Morrissey, the son of the most prominent doctor (who is searching for a cure) has suffered his own brush with a science experiment gone wrong, and finds himself an empath, someone who can feel the emotions of everyone around them.

He forms an unlikely ally in Iris Faye, but soon finds she is not what she seems, like everyone else around him. Together they and their friends discover the truth of who is pulling the strings in Jekyll’s wake, and why citizens are waking up in the street infected, with no memory of ever having taken the Hyde drug…

 The book begins with a prologue, and I must admit it was slightly confusing as at this point we are with Iris and her mother and its years before. Oh and we don’t know its Iris until later on when we meet her again. But the very distinct description of her hair and eyes are a signifier later, and we need this scene to get a little background on the story. However it does start as if it is a prequel to the story we are going to enter (which I wouldn’t be against, I’d love to see Virginia’s full story).

There is good evidence that Andrea done her homework on Victorian London throughout, but in some ways it doesn’t even matter as this is a London where time has stopped. They have no influence from the outside world, other than what Cam, the Lord Mayors son has snuck in through food shipments. It is interesting to see a London so uncultured. Cam says, ‘Beyond this city there are new songs, new ideas, new everything.’ In reality London is such a vibrant moving city, but we have joined it in a time when everyone wants to get out, to move on from the past they are stuck in. Elliot, Cam and their friend Andrew, all do the exact same job as their fathers. There are no opportunities, no other careers. The women are stuck to being maids, waitresses, barmaids. Even Virginia the scientist must hideaway her intelligence.

My one issue when it comes to the female characters is Philomena. She has the quick wit and independence to make her a fast favourite, but she isn’t introduced until she is needed. This bothered me slightly as she is such an interesting character, and the second book of the series ‘The Hypnotic City’ is even dedicated to her adventures after the quarantine. But she is only introduced to the story when we discover that Cams father wants to marry him off. I don’t like to think of Philomena as a plot device, as she is probably one of the most well rounded characters in the series.

I do feel like the characters and the relationships are what mattered in this book. The hydes and the quarantine are exciting and consistent and add a good twist to the end of the story, but I feel these characters would bring life to any story. This could have been set in regular London and I still would have loved every single character, (even the bad guys were well developed).

However the relationship between Elliot and Iris did move exceptionally quickly. One minute he meets her in the bar she works in and a few hours later he is gushing about how brave she is and how much he admires her. Yes he is an empath and can see her emotions, but I would have liked an extension to this declaration. If anything, I wanted the story to be longer to allow for this.

My 2 absolute favourite things about this book were:

  • The painting scene. When Elliot takes Iris into the room he used to paint in with his mother, my heart melted.
  • Cam and Andrew’s relationship. Just because something is set in a time when it was not okay to be openly gay, does not mean that no one was gay. We can see the bond between these 2 from the beginning, and the struggle of not being free to be open about it only makes it that much stronger. It’s not something that should be hidden.

I would really recommend this book. If you are into historical fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, romance, there is honestly a bit of something for everyone. Also pick up the second in the series ‘The Hypnotic City’, as I am currently reading and enjoying it. So happy to see Philomena in her own story, and we are now in New York, so that’s fun!

 

Charlotte.

The Princess saves herself in this one- Review

The Princess saves herself in this one- Amanda Lovelace

-the story of a princess turned damsel turned queen

 

I wanted to review this poetry book but kept thinking, ‘How can I review poetry?’ Although I have studied it and wrote it and critiqued it, it’s hard to tell where credibility matters when judging something so raw.

All I can really focus on is how this poetry book made me feel. How I opened one page and didn’t stop reading until I got to the end. How I keep thinking about it and then going back to reread certain pages. How I even made one poem the screensaver on my phone, because I want to look at the words every time I open it.

It’s strange to me how relatable I found this book when some of the themes have nothing to do with my own life. I have a good relationship with both of my parents and sister (who are all alive) and although I’ve had far from great experiences with relationships, I’m yet to encounter any ‘dragons’.

Yet when Amanda Lovelace began ‘The Princess’ with ‘I was born a little bookmad’ I was hooked. I thought, here is someone speaking my language. Although I perhaps started out thinking the whole book would be poetic metaphors about reading Fairy tales, and soon found out I was wrong, I still loved the story she told. This isn’t an Anne Sexton book of poems about fairy tales, it’s about living one. Battling your demons and your dragons and coming out the other side realising you don’t need a hero to save you. You are the hero of your story. This is something everyone needs to learn about themselves and I found it truly beautiful and inspiring.

‘The Princess

jumped from

the tower

& she

learned

that she

could fly

all along.

-she never needed those wings.’

 

 

Charlotte.

Bucket List Two- Paris

So as I stated in my ‘Bucket List one’ post, I wanted to keep track of how I’m doing on my ‘Before I’m 30’ bucket list (deadline feeling closely looming now I’ve turned 22…). Going to Paris was also on my list, and of course to have done my number one task of Disneyland, I had to go to Paris. I’m just terrible at keeping up to date with this blog. Therefore the post that should have went alongside the Disneyland one is coming months later… But I still consider myself on track at achieving everything on my list! (If you want a refresher of what’s on it, check out my post, ‘The Bucket List to Mend a Broken Heart -Bucket List’) I do feel as we spent our first two days in Disneyland and the last day In the city, that Disneyland did come first in terms of ticking off my list.

Arriving in Paris was an interesting experience, we opted for flying rather than Euro star as my sister and cousin were traveling from Ireland. You’d think coming from Northern Ireland and living in London I’d be used to security, but Charles de Gauelle airport is next level. Unfortunately we arrived just as someone decided to leave a bag unattended at the train station… You can imagine how that went for three girls who couldn’t understand a word of what the guards were saying (my French skills weren’t exactly as on point as I had planned). So eventually we decided just to get a taxi. Warning: Never do that, it’s expensive as hell and will have you arriving at your hotel very grumpy.

The hotel we chose was more for closeness to Disney than to Paris, so we had a fair journey into the city, but I oddly quite enjoyed the trains. Oh and the only place to eat beside the hotel was a fast food place where we kept being pressured into buying 2 whole chickens for 20 euros. Very strange.

My favourite part about the day we arrived, between the security scare and ridiculous taxi prices, came in the form of the most fabulous homeless woman I have ever seen. She looked like someone had combined Miranda Priestly with Cruella De Vil and if that’s not sassy older lady goals I don’t know what is. At first she seemed just like any traveler pulling a suitcase behind her. But then she began pulling wrappers and newspapers out of the bin and laying them on the floor. I first thought she was just super nice and was cleaning up, but when she started pulling pillows and blankets out of her case it all became clear. I believe only Paris could have produced such a woman.

This post is unfortunately a lot more lacking in pictures than my Disney one, as I seem to have only taken pictures of the Eiffel tower, the Seine, my books in front of each of these and random little bookshops I passed (and became more and more upset I can’t read French). But here’s a few of myself, my sister and cousin.

Oh and here’s a little BTS of my bookstagram:

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(I really love those girls).

 

I must admit that I did not fall in love with Paris. It’s strange as I felt when I went I would never want to leave, and had even joked about moving to Paris before I went. But the city just didn’t call to me the way London or Dublin do. I felt so little atmosphere from it. However I imagine this is because we spent most of our day on a boat around the Seine, in gift shops and at tourist attractions. Not really at the heart of anything. I would love to go back and feel a little more magic of Paris, the stuff you don’t see as a tourist.

However I did have a wonderful trip overall. I discovered that I love macaroons and baguettes and wearing black and white stripes, even though they both stole my idea to do that! I still intend to continue to learn French, and have challenged myself to be able to read the first Harry Potter book in French. And I have ticked another thing off my bucket list, so I’m feeling pretty achieved to have done 2 off my list within the first year of having it.

 

Charlotte.

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